Funny Poems

The Ocelot

There once was an ocelot,

Who sat in a sunspot,

And promptly got,

Incredibly hot.

 

ChitChat

Once there was a fat,

And very chubby Wombat,

Who went to the Meerkat,

And had a chitchat.

 

Tulip

They had a championship,

Among the citizenship,

For the best penmanship,

It was won by a tulip.

 

Dead

There once was a lad,

One in a chiliad,

He loved a hamadryad,

And fought in jihad,

But then he caught trichomonad,

And then he was dead.

 

Leaf

There once was a chief,

In much grief,

Because his fief,

Was the size of a leaf.

 

Green Bean

There once was a bean,

Who was very green,

And lived in a machine,

With a sardine,

In a dene,

In great Azbine.

 

Toothpaste

There was a two-faced,

Shiny little toothpaste,

And the little paste,

Was a big pantywaist.

 

BEWARE

Hear this story and beware,

There once was a mare,

Who I swear!

Passed air,

In the face of a bear.

And, oh dear, yes, BEWARE.

 

Souchong

Once in every so long,

A beautiful bogong,

Goes to Shillong,

And drinks souchong,

With a morwong,

All night long.

 

Anime

There once was a tokay,

Who went to Niamey,

And ran into anime,

The experience turned him gray.