Funny Poems
Written by Pashynn F.
Preface
(Written early 2024)
I considered added explanations for some of the words that people might not understand. But then I decided not to. Congrats, you just gave yourself homework by reading these poems! Enjoy looking for the meanings of the words you don't understand, have fun! If you absolutely can not find the meaning or the meaning you find doesn't make sense to you, please leave a comment. Let me know which word it is that confuses you, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day!
The Ocelot
There once was an ocelot,
Who sat in a sunspot,
And promptly got,
Incredibly hot.
ChitChat
Once there was a fat,
And very chubby Wombat,
Who went to the Meerkat,
And had a chitchat.
Tulip
They had a championship,
Among the citizenship,
For the best penmanship,
It was won by a tulip.
Dead
There once was a lad,
One in a chiliad,
He loved a hamadryad,
And fought in jihad,
But then he caught trichomonad,
And then he was dead.
Leaf
There once was a chief,
In much grief,
Because his fief,
Was the size of a leaf.
Green Bean
There once was a bean,
Who was very green,
And lived in a machine,
With a sardine,
In a dene,
In great Azbine.
Toothpaste
There was a two-faced,
Shiny little toothpaste,
And the little paste,
Was a big pantywaist.
BEWARE
Hear this story and beware,
There once was a mare,
Who I swear!
Passed air,
In the face of a bear.
And, oh dear, yes, BEWARE.
Souchong
Once in every so long,
A beautiful bogong,
Goes to Shillong,
And drinks souchong,
With a morwong,
All night long.
Anime
There once was a tokay,
Who went to Niamey,
And ran into anime,
The experience turned him gray.
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